Alex.Metal.
Rock.
Coffee.
I'll reblog things that make me smile.
Tattoos are hot, enough said? ok.
THAT’S A FUCKING STRAIGHT JACKET FOR BABIES WHAT THE FUCK DON’T ADD A LITTLE SMILEY FACE WITH SOME HEARTS AND PUT THE WORD SNUGGLE IN THERE THAT’S HORRIFYING
(Source: 4gifs, via paging-doctorfaggot)
when i’m married my partner and i will have:
- morning sex
- afternoon sex
- dinner sex
- after meal sex
- i made pancakes sex
- good morning sex
- the kids are at school sex
- shower sex
- bored sex
- make up sex
- break up sex
- monday sex
- tuesday sex
- wednesday sex
- thursday sex
- friday sex
- saturday sex
- sunday sex
- there is nothing on tv sex
- i love you sex
(Source: joesphjonas, via buttt-naked)
this is actually the best representation of every concert ever
(Source: frozensecond, via buttt-naked)
my dad demanded i put this picture he took on my blog because he thinks it could be the start of a new internet meme he calls veggiedonging
(via australiansanta)
boys who can pull off facial hair are hot
i think you’re supposed to use a razor
(Source: hotanimegirl, via popcornstiel)
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
(via danhowellspenis)
when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
(via magicconchshell)
