marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you
i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies
make a movie.
the movie would be set entirely in the office of one over-worked insurance agent answering phone calls and in the window behind him we see various Super Heroes destroying things
Cast Amy Poehler
i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly
“i bet you cant name two structures that can hold water!” “well, dam”
The gay agenda is ruining the children?
Wrong. The children are ruining the gay agenda.